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Believe it or not, I didn’t make up the below Dubya quotes.

Apparently the leader of the worlds #1 economy forgot the date one of the most important events in their history

“September 4, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It’s a day I’ll never forget.”
George W. Bush 10/18/2004 Marlton, New Jersey

“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.”
George W. Bush 9/24/2001 Washington DC

“Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace.”
George W. Bush 7/25/03 Washington, D.C.

I strongly believe we’re doing the right thing. If I didn’t believe it, I’d pull the troops out, nor if I believed we could win, I’d pull the troops out.”—-George W.Bush on 4/6/06 in Charlotte, N.C.

“We ended the rule of one of history’s worst tyrants, and in so doing, we not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure.”
George W. Bush 5/3/2003 Crawford, Texas

I think the tide is turning… see, as I remember… I was raised in the desert, but the tides kind of… it’s easy to see a tide turn… Did I say those words?”
George W. Bush on 6/14/06 in Washington, D.C.

“You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.”
—George W. Bush

A survey shows that per acre land values in Las Vegas have topped $40 million. Which makes it the most expensive pile of sand in the world—-not counting Iraq.

“Sometimes when I sleep at night, I think of Dr.Seuss’s ‘Hop on Pop’.”
George W. Bush 4/2/2002 Washington, DC

White House Cheif-of-Staff Joshua Bolten:
“There have been unexpected developments on the negative side in Iraq.”
Well, sure, if you want to call no success after five years and 4,000 deaths “negative.”!

Vladimir Putin has indicated that he may appoint himself Prime Minister of Russia before his term as president runs out, which could keep him in power until 2024. For God’s sake, don’t tell Bush about this.

Apparently George Bush will not invade Myanmar

Reasons given
Can’t spell it
Doesn’t have any Oil

only countries with less four letters in them and with Oil are to be invaded - Iraq, Iran. Afghanistan was an error - they thought there was Oil there! That’s why they sent our Canadian soilders there and backed out of it.

And now to be equally fair to Clinton

Are you folks excited about the 2008 presidential campaign?
Hillary Clinton says that if she’s elected, she will name her husband Bill Clinton a roving ambassador to the world. Hmmm. Let me think about this. Bill Clinton traveling around the world without his wife? No, I can’t see anything going wrong there. Duh!

Okay and now for Mitt Romney

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney was asked to explain why none of his five sons are in the military and he said that his sons demonstrate their patriotism by going on the road and campaigning for him. Now there’s a tough choice: Iraq, or Iowa?? “Fallujah or Cedar Rapids?

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